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22Nov/090

Matt Fishwick: Unofficial Weiner (NaNoWriMo 2009)

That's write folks (geddit?), at 11.45pm on Day 21 of NaNoWriMo in the year of Chris Baty 2009 I crossed the finish line with 50,000 words.

The 50K word was "Here".

The 50K sentence was: Have to look elsewhere.

I'm really pleased that I crossed the line today as today I have written more in one day than ever before with 7055 words. I wrote my last word of the day at 11.59pm and got a palindrome total of 50,405.

For the remaining days I have set myself a new target of 65,432.

Good luck every one and keep going!

Remember, if I can win without letting my personal hygene slip that much then so can you! I know the only reason most of you are still writing is because you are sticklers for showers and such.

Feast your eyes on my majestic green bar!

Matt.

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3May/09Off

FADE OUT! Farewell Screnzy 2009.

MIKE
(shouts)
Run!

FADE OUT.

A Bunny In a Compromising Position
Another attempt, another win.

Roll on next year.

Roll on a better idea.

Roll on deoderant.

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25Nov/08Off

Hot dog! We have a weiner…

And it is me.
50,154.
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