"But Matt, even though I love you, and would without question put you within a hermetically sealed box so that you would last forever and never die, I am perfectly aware at what time it is. Don't you ever condescend to tell me what the big hand and little hand are doing, especially since your probably not wearing any pants."

Alright, I was wrong, but even though you may know the time in your locale, what you may not be aware of (unless you read the title of this blog post) is that Chapter 7 is now available for perusal and download.

If you missed any of the earlier chapters you can check in at the story index.

And yes, I am indeed wearing pants. Though the name in the back of them would suggest that they are not mine. But that is another story for another time.