Something fun, Gwen Stefani's former band.

For those of you that haven't already set your month aside for such frivolous things, might I suggest that you write a 100 page screenplay with Script Frenzy?

Yay ice cream!

I mean, Yay Script Writers!

Welcome to Script Frenzy for another year of thrills, spills (Though we do promise to try and fix that uneven table leg this year), and generally trying to stave off Internet induced loneliness.

What is the Script Frenzy? Well, it's one of the few places on the Internet where people of all types can interact with one another. Maybe if it is a success here, it might catch on in other places.

Are you single, connected to the Internet and interested in mild flirtations with people you'll never meet? Then this just might be the place for you.

Are you not single, still connected to the Internet but not interested in mild flirtations with people you'll never meet? Then this just might be the place for you.

Are you... (You get the idea)

Script Frenzy is for everyone. (And by everyone, I mean you.)

Script Frenzy is fun, frolics and script writing.

But we have a duty to tell you what Script Frenzy is not. I cannot stress this highly enough, but Script Frenzy is not a newborn kitten. The majority of us are housebroken, but there are one or two of us that we have to lay down newspaper for in the corner. This year we are using the Sports section, because let's face it, if you're into writing and reading this in your pajamas on a Sunday afternoon, the chances are you don't play/read about sport.

So feel free to come in and introduce yourself. Most of us come back year after year, but we're always welcoming to new faces!

As for me? Well, this year I will be writing comedy sketches. I've never been successfully funny before, so I thought that I would make the effort this April.

I could write more, but I'm sure that you have given up reading by now.

Matt.

... Time: 12.01am...

Words written... 0.

I'm here at the Everyman in Liverpool with a great bunch of people.

Time to Knuckle down and write.

... Just wish I had a plot.