... Time: 12.01am...

Words written... 0.

I'm here at the Everyman in Liverpool with a great bunch of people.

Time to Knuckle down and write.

... Just wish I had a plot.

*swoon*

This is the place to come to if you want badly thought out plots, dull characterisations and second helpings of literary gruel.

So join me for some thrills, spills and the occasional mopping up in the high stakes world of fictioning. It will be fun for one of us, at least until the police are called.

Tell your friends!