Chapter 4: That Joke Isnt Funny Any More
Hello there again.
Yes, dear reader, it has been a while since I posted chapter 3 but now chapter 4 of this online story is posted and you can find it by the Fiction link at the top of the page or by clicking here.
The delay was caused by the first two drafts of chapter 4 not being very good and being scrapped. I know what you are thinking:
"But Matt, though I love you and I want to put my babies inside you, the first three chapters weren't very good either. It isn't like you set the bar really high."
All I can say to that, is that you are being rude and that although the bar isn't exactly Everest or any other mountainous object I could look up but care not to it's slightly above floor level (some would say a wheel chair ramp is required) and it would be worth you looking at it because I poured someone's heart into it, even though they didn't want to and they put up quite a struggle. I tried to be nice about it and dance for them (just one of the reasons why I always travel with my tassles - but that's a whole other story) but they were having none of it and I had to resort to other measures. (And that's just one of the reasons why there is a shovel in my car)
And just like the story, this blog post isn't funny any more. (See what I did there?)
