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18Aug/140

Mundane Monday

It's Mundane Monday!

I've started a bit of a health kick recently.

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This past week, I went for a W A L K. Had to spell it out, as I don't want to freak myself out about it.

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15Aug/140

5th Anniversary Craptacular!

It's the 5th Anniversary Craptacular of I Love Matt Fishwick dot com.

On 15th August 2009, this site came into being. (Scroll back through the pages, if you don't believe me. I'd be glad of the blog hits. So far this website has been visited by upwards of 2 unique users.)

So in keeping with anniversary clip shows, here are my top twelve favourite posts that have been, er, posted over the past 5 years:

01. Lemon Sponge Really Cleans Up Competition (Originally posted 26th September 2009).

02. Marcel Marceau And The Charity Car Wash (Originally posted 25th October 2009).

03. NaNoWriMo 2009: An Orgy Of Words - The Halfway Point Review (Originally posted 14th November 2009).

04. Vote Pedro: Pizza and Politics Edition (Originally posted 25th April 2010) (And its follow up post here).

05. An Apology Letter To A Friend (Originally posted 30th August 2010).

06. On Ice: A Short Story (Originally posted 15th October 2010).

07. Mundane Monday: Live From New York! (Originally posted 8th August 2011).

08. There Are Worse Things I Could Do (originally posted 24th November 2011).

09. My First BBC Radio Credit. (Originally posted 29th March 2012).

10. Neighbour Boy (Originally posted 4th April 2012).

11. Longlisted for 50 Kisses Screenplay Competition (Originally posted 25th July 2012).

12. An Easy Way To Fulfill Your Secret Santa Obligation (Originally posted 12th December 2012).

Of course, there's more to the site that what's listed above. Take a look around, you might find something you like.

There's more to come, too. So stick around. We'll be right back!

Matt.

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13Aug/140

Writing Credit: 4am CAB Podcast – Series 3, Episode 5

My credits go all the way up to 11 now! I scored another writing credit on something that I had no control over.

That's right, I got a sketch in the 5th episode of 4am CAB's 3rd series after getting a couple of credits for series 2 back in the grand old days of yor (aka 2013).

You can see my name up in pixels here.

You can listen to my words in your ears (performed by other people) here.

The episode is called "The Future?"

What does the future hold for me? (Other than this, of course.)

Hopefully more writing credits. With episode 6 of Kirrin Island due for release at some point (which I wrote a couple of sketches for) and another episode remaining in this series of 4am CAB, I hope I've got a shot. (Unless none of my sketches make the final edit, in which case forget I mentioned this.)

Oh, and series 11 of Newsjack is back in the last week of September, too. (According to people at the British Comedy Guide Forum.)

Let's see what happens!

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16Jul/140

World Cup Wednesday Sketch 2: The Goalquel

It's Wednesday again.

It's no longer the World Cup.

So that can only mean it's time to unleash another World Cup themed sketch!

Get the 2nd sketch in PDF here.

Will I write another sketch about the World Cup now that's consigned to history?

Who knows?

But probably not.

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9Jul/140

What If….?

When writing, to come up with a premise for story, people often ask themselves what if?

With that in mind, I'm going to ask myself a question.

What if Matt, at age 32 and a half, moved to Melbourne, Australia?

Does the premise have a lot of potential?

I guess we'll find out in January 2015.

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27Jun/140

Friday “Funnies” (Friday 20th June to Thursday 26th June 2014)

Rather than see my "jokes" disappear into the social media ether, I thought I'd put them where they will never be lost. Or looked at.

Presenting a round up of all the jokes that I wrote this week:

  1. I've got a new book out today. It's due back at the library next Tuesday.
    Ha ha. That's a joke. The library closed down years ago.
  2. My defense attorney is amazing. She guessed my favourite song. "You're Unbelievable," she said. Totally going to be found Not Guilty.
  3. It's that rare trifecta this weekend. Glastonbury. The World Cup. Wimbledon. 3 events that I don't care about.
  4. Suarez didn't *bite* a member of the Italian team. He *auditioned* to be new McGruff the crime dog. Stereotyping Italians as criminals is wrong, though.
  5. Suarez is obviously trying to branch out into comedy by following the Rule of 3.

See you next week for more hilarity, or check my Twitter feed and see me "live" tweet them.

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25Jun/140

World Cup Wednesday Sketch

It's Wednesday.

It's the World Cup.

So that can only mean it's time to unleash a World Cup themed sketch.

Get the sketch in PDF here.

Goal, or some such thing.

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23Jun/140

Mundane Monday

It's Mundane Monday!

When the sewer pirate uprising happens, and it will, we'll kick ourselves that we didn't see the signs that were already on the streets:

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Be vigilant, people.

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20Jun/140

Friday “Funnies” (Friday 13th June to Thursday 19th June 2014)

Rather than see my "jokes" disappear into the social media ether, I thought I'd put them where they will never be lost. Or looked at.

Presenting a round up of all the jokes that I wrote this week:

  1. My suspicions were aroused, but now they're really tired and just want to go to sleep.
  2. Just seen vet put down a dog. The way they deal with heckling at this comedy club's serious. How's the noisy blind guy supposed to get home?
  3. Staycation Day 2. 3.20pm. Made it to the living room. I think that deserves a nap as a reward.

See you next week for more hilarity, or check my Twitter feed and see me "live" tweet them.

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18Jun/140

“Witty” “Wednesday”

Finished my drink ages ago, but I'm beginning to get the feeling John Peel isn't coming:

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